The video starts with a blur of motion as Arizona sits down on the couch with the camera held away from her. She waves at the camera with her free hand, showing off a compression bandage wrapped wrist. Awesome, isn't it? She looks at her own wrist before dropping it out of the shot. Really, it's not that bad of a sprain but I thought I'd show it off anyway. Yeah, there's also that fact I'm letting it rest and not typing so I don't have much of an option but showing it off.
The image blurs again for a moment as she moves the camera, showing off jeans which are torn at the knee. But, obviously, I am not the real victim today...they were my favourite pair too. Another blue as she brings the camera back up to face level.
Since I've never really understood the concept of keeping embarrassing moments to yourself, I might as well admit it. I was doored. Which is when you are biking along and a car opens it's door into the bike lane and you collide with it. She holds up the injured hand and waves it slowly, silencing any imagined reactions. It's not as funny as it sounds, actually. Though, I get it, sounds like something out of sitcom, yeah yeah. I was going slow I didn't catch any air. Just a sudden meeting with the ground.
But the real reason for taking the time from my tough recovery to post? Special orders. She flashes a bright grin and camera before continuing. Cam, you should, no, you must stop off on your way home and get one of those turtle cheesecakes from Sam's. You owe me for the pie, bro. Her expression shifts into Serious Face for a moment, giving herself a moment to virtually stare her brother into submission before she turns off the video, the image suddenly cutting to black.